Crazy Things My Kids Say

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I think it’s time to lighten things up around here. So for fun, here are just a few of the crazy things my kids have said this last week:

 

Bear: “Mom, I wrote a poem for you. Want to hear it?”

Me: “Sure!”

Bear: “Mom I love you

You smell like flowers

You’re farts smell like rainbows”

 

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Baggins: “Mo-om! Just ask your phone. Your phone knows everything.”

 

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Bear: “I think God made your boobs so squishy because he knew we would like to use them like pillows.”

 

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Bear: [while taking a bath] “Did you come to scrub my butt?”

 

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Bear: [talking to Baggins] “I will go get your water for you if you let me give you a wedgie and wear it all day.”

Baggins: “Okay”

Bear: *proceed to wedgie sister*

Baggins: *screams & giggles*

 

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Lord, help me from laughing…

How about you? Any good lines from your kids lately.